Just get a dildo, sheesh...
Rare syndrome causes female sexual overdrive
Constant, unprovoked excitement actually a distressing disorder
LONDON - Doctors called on Friday for more research into a very rare, poorly understood syndrome that is the opposite of the most common sexual complaint in women.
Instead of failing to get aroused, women suffering from persistent sexual arousal syndrome (PSAS) experience constant, unprovoked feelings of excitement.
"Persistent sexual arousal syndrome occurs when a woman becomes involuntarily aroused for extended periods of time in the absence of sexual desire," said Dr. David Goldmeier, of St Mary's Hospital in London.
But rather than being a pleasant sensation, Goldmeier, who described PSAS in a report in the International Journal of STD & AIDS, said it is embarrassing and very distressing for women.
Some sufferers have reported being suicidal, he added.
In the majority of cases the cause is unknown but a number of women report symptoms after they stop taking antidepressants known as selective serotonin reuptake inhibitors.
So they're depressed…and they don't see that sex can help quell this "disorder"?
Because so few cases have been studied, little is known about the prevalence of the problem or the best treatments for a condition that was first diagnosed in 2001.
"It deserves continued research, not only because it is a distressing and perplexing condition, but also because ... treatment may lead to greater understanding of other aspects of female sexual response," said Goldmeier and Dr. Sandra Leiblum of the Robert Wood Johnson Medical School in Piscataway, New Jersey.
The International Journal of STD & AIDS is published by the Royal Society of Medicine in London.
From CC:
OY. I'm getting really sick of male scientists trying to make a fucking syndrome out of everything they don't understand..
WOMEN ARE AS HORNY AS MEN, IF NOT MORE SO. We have hormones, just like dudes have testosterone that makes them all horned out. That "feeling" is your body needing to release all that pent up energy, and GOD FORBID a chick goes out and actually fucks for the same reason a guy does...
As a really horny chick, once I got the idea that I don't have to get pregnant if I don't want to, and don't have to get a horrible disease if I use protection, then the next hurdle was finding a man that WOULD ACTUALLY PUT IN THE TIME TO GET YOU OFF!
Was talking to a handsome comedian friend of mine about hoping to get laid for my birthday (I did, by the way) and he said that women could just pick any guy and know they are going to have sex. To a point this is true. But what if the guy is a good looking well hung selfish prick who comes in 10 seconds...then yeah, you're going to have a pretty frustrated girl on your hands...
SOLUTION: Ladies, invest in a great set of dildos. That's why they make shit like that. Why sit there bugging the fuck out because you can't find a good man WHEN YOU CAN BUY A DIFFERENT COCK FOR EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK IF YOU WANTED...
There's black ones and white ones and jelly ones and sparkly ones and ones that vibrate and play Greensleves, and ones that you can stick on a wall and ones that look real and ones that look like fucking rabbits.
Then, you take a hot bath and have some wine (fuck it, make a night of it), lay back and GET YOURSELF OFF! There's nothing wrong with it, and it actually is excercise for your cooch as you learn to use the dormant muscles of your G-Spot. And if you find that your dildo is becoming boring and not as big as you'd like? SIZE UP, BITCH! They make some ASTOUNDINGLY huge dildos (ask some of your gay male friends..)
Dare I say, for some of us more radical chicks, some of us PREFER the use of a toy, even after we've finished with you...Unless you really know how to make a woman come and pull it off, don't be very surprised if she decides to take a long shower alone after being with you..she's taking care of "unfinished" business.
And don't discouraged boys: there's some benefit to your girl using a dildo: like any muscle, the more you work it the stonger it becomes. You may find after a few weeks of using her toy, her ability to "tighten up" vastly increases. And lets say you want to get her used to the idea of "going in thru the out door (wink wink). Whilst you do what you do, the dildo can help her "open up" to the idea...
Lets not forget folks: scientists are geeks and therefore get no punnany. What the fuck would they know about female arousal?
