Allergies got me awake but HBO comedy has a Ricky Gervais show marathon on..I love u Karl, u daft cunt!

Who knew plant sex could make u feel so crappy..dammit..I need to sleep!

WALKING DEAD!!! Holy SHIT!! That was intense!! Love this show, maaaaaaaan...Damn..DALE!!!!!

I actually DO want to act out scenes from Platoon with Charlie Sheen..screw Cable...

Kobe is going to eat ur face with some fava beans and a nice chianti...

Rondo just toyed with Carmelo with that pass..grimy

Damn..this Knicks/Celtics game is getting bloody!

Rush Limbaugh's comments about that girl proves he hasn't gotten laid in years..that wasn't sarcasm, he really wants to see videos DAMMIT! scumbag

SEEE! Another French person won!! Oscars = everybody but Americans winning...The speeches prove it...

Its very obvious that Angelina is starving herself..you can see it in her face and arms..SHAME ON YOU!

God Angelina...did you really need to do all that..we already know ur gonna whore out..dial it back a bit..

This is how you know we suck as a country..every one winning Oscars is foreign...

Damn! Oscars, All star game, AND walking dead?! I think Mirth needs to cover that! Stay tuned after all is done!!

Yes! The muppet commercial for google plus with them singing "under pressure"! Hell to the yeah!

If Nikki Minaj is possessed by the devil shouldn't she be dressing better? Devil wears Prada, right? I think Nikki is schitzo..

Nikki minaj on the all star game vs annoying actors on the oscars..it really is the end of the world..she sucks! TweetRoast

Demi Moore rushed to the hospital due to "exhaustion", which with celebrities means they've exhausted their drug supply..