Were people always this stupid or is this some new shit?
I feel like starting a movement, not just cause there needs to be one, but all the other ones are crap. Everybody except war mongering Boomers (ain't that a switch..one half of your life you spend getting high on hippie drugs and trying to stop a war, the second you spend getting high on prescription drugs and trying to keep a war going--selfish twats) wants this war over, but now the dumb fucks can't figure out how to do it. It's like why, as much as rock climbing seems fun, I'll never do it: Getting up there is one thing, getting back down is another.
Now we have to stay there to make sure they can fight each other well enough on their own. We can't openly say when we are leaving cause if we do, they'll try to sucker punch us before we go. But if Condi can just show up when she wants unannouced, how come we can't just bounce in the dead of night like it was a really bad one night stand? We'll just tell Iraq we're just going out for cigarettes and we'll be right back...
But screw the political people, everyday people are buggin. Got on an AM rush our D train, packed to the gills with human wreckage. So one stank bitch decided that she really needed to read her stupid book and wrapped her entire body around the pole so one else could hold on to it. Of course, I, Divine Lady of Little Patience, set upon her way to correct homegirl. I walk up to the pole and look at her like "Do you mind?" The cuntrag actually had the nerve to get indignant and say "Don't you know how to say excuse me?!" with this snotty attitude. My response (verbatim): Hey, fuck you! It's common courtesy! Train full of people, and you have to be a bitch a wrap your whole body on the pole..blah blah.." Everyone agreed but no one said anything to her but me at she STILL stood there with people having to hold on to some one else cause they couldn't use the pole. She was shorter than I so I stood directly in front of her with my hand holding the pole right in her face and stared her down for the rest of the ride. She was on the same page for 25 minutes.
Side note about white people who move to NYC from some other okie doke place: you are the biggest punk scaredy cats ever. Let there be a insane black man on the train screaming at the top of his lungs with his ass hanging out, smelling like buttcrack and no one says anything. But let another black or latino start breakin on the guy to get the fuck off the train and all of a sudden they are chiming in with "yeahs" and "thanks, geez". Faggots.
I'm starting a movement called Enough Already. Enough Already with the politicians. Enough Already with the nutty Christians, Jews and Arabs. Enough Already with the dilly white chicks who get drunk and fuck in bathroom stalls while a 5 day line forms outside. Enough Already to Hollywood--they wouldn't be famous celebrities if they weren't being forced up everyone's ass every 5 seconds. Why would we care about Kevin Federline if we weren't made to? Enough Already with Oprah--she ran out of shit to say in 1989. Enough Already with BET and black celebrities and their various states of incarceration, litigation and hateration (thanks Mary J Blige for making up that..ummm..word(?) Enough Already with how cool it is to be gay-its not and its way more expensive than being straight. Lots of accessories with the gayness..
And Enough Already with this post...
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